Keeping up with the Kardashians - The Proposal

Kris Humphries has decided he wants to become famous, declare his love to Kim, and propose marriage.

I love how Kris Humphries (KH) calls Kris Jenner (KJ) as "Mrs. Jenner".  Show that he's a polite man.  Not (as much of) a douche like I originally thought.

Anyone else notice that KJ doesn't seem as excited as she when was about Kim's engagement as she was with Khloe and Lamar?  Maybe it's just me, but that was the impression I got.
After giving KH a hug (and wiping half of her makeup on his white shirt) KJ (E! entertainment?) wants to take control on how her daughter gets engaged.  "How are we asking Kim to marry us?"

KJ being the control freak (creating the perfect TV moment) has to be the mastermind behind the whole proposal.  So since they want this to be a super private moment - they decide to go to a public restaurant and discuss.  But a way to throw everyone around them off, they decided to give the operation code names.  Pumpkin.  Mouse.  Carriage.  Good Lord.
Hello??  If you are afraid that people in public are going to catch on, then why are you not meeting in a hotel room?  Of don't you Kardashians live in homes 10 times the size of a normal home?  Go to one of the wings off your mansion, and discuss this matter if you are so freaked out that people around you will catch on.  (And for the record, that E! camera crew following you around doesn't make you blend in any less in the public restaurant.)
Jonathan brings KJ back down a few miles closer to earth by telling her that her not in Minnesota (is KH from Minnesota?) and this is not a plot about cow tipping.  Hilarious

Now, I'm sure we all watched the Bora Bora episode, and we witnessed Kim flip out over flowers everywhere in her room.  "I'm such a neat freak, all these flowers are giving me anxiety."
So, I must ask, why on earth did KH decided to propose to Kim in her room, with flowers EVERYWHERE???  Didn't we all learn that she apparently hates that?

Onto the proposal.  We hear her shoes (probably Louboutin's) clacking towards the room.  I'm still shocked that the cameras didn't capture the exact moment she opens the door.  No way could this be staged for TV!  Yes, please read into my sarcasm.
So KH is down on one knee and asks Kim to marry him when she walks in the door.  She's staring at the ring, and actually grabs for the ring before she says yes!  (rolling eyes)

Over to the Jenner house to celebrate the engagement.  Where KH is telling them all "its a joke, its a fake ring".  WHAT THE HELL??  I guess this is what you get when your fiance is 24.  Immaturity.  He's an idiot.
Scott so disgusted with the drama says "What the hell is going on?"  I love how blunt he is.  LOL
So its real.  They are engaged.  And you see Khloe comparing Kims ring against hers.  (I like Khloe's MUCH better, and Kim's ring looks more yellow).
KJ has to have over the top moments for E! and people magazine, and out come the ponys.  Gag.
So staged.  So annoying.  So Kardashian.